Bob Rivers Asks, “What If God Smoked Cannabis?”

In his latest blog post, Bob Rivers asks the question, “What if God smoked cannabis?” He explores the implications of this hypothetical situation and what it could mean for humanity.

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Bob Rivers has been a stand-up comedian for over 30 years. In that time, he’s made a name for himself with his irreverent and often controversial jokes.

Now, in a new video, Bob is taking on religion with his signature brand of humor. In the video, Bob asks the question, “What if God smoked cannabis?”

The joke, of course, is that if God smoked cannabis, everything would be perfect. There would be no war, no poverty, and no suffering. Humanity would finally be able to live in peace and harmony.

Of course, this is all just a joke. But it’s a joke that makes you think. What if God did smoke cannabis? Would the world be a better place?

The Case for Cannabis

In Bob Rivers’ recent article, “What If God Smoked Cannabis?,” the well-known Christian apologist makes a case for the use of cannabis by Christians. Rivers argues that the use of cannabis can lead to a more intimate relationship with God. He also argues that the use of cannabis can help Christians to be more Christ-like. In this article, we will examine some of the pros and cons of Rivers’ arguments.

The Benefits of Cannabis

Cannabis has been used for medicinal purposes for thousands of years. In ancient China, India, and the Middle East, it was used to treat a wide variety of ailments, including pain, inflammation, seizures, and anxiety. Today, thanks to advances in medical science, we know that cannabis is an effective treatment for many of these same conditions.

Cannabis is effective in treating pain because it interacts with the body’s endocannabinoid system. This system is responsible for regulating pain perception, and cannabinoids from cannabis can help to reduce pain by interacting with this system. Cannabis is also effective in treating inflammation. The cannabinoids in cannabis help to reduce inflammation by inhibiting the production of inflammatory cytokines.

Cannabis is also an effective treatment for seizures. Cannabinoids help to control seizure activity by modulating the release of neurotransmitters in the brain. Cannabis is also effective in treating anxiety. The cannabinoids in cannabis help to regulate the release of stress hormones in the body, which can help to reduce anxiety and improve mood.

The Risks of Cannabis

Cannabis, also known as marijuana, is a plant grown for its recreational, medicinal, and industrial use. It can be used in a variety of ways, including smoking, vaporizing, oil, and edibles. Short-term effects of cannabis include impaired short-term memory and coordination, increased heart rate, dry mouth, red eyes, and slowed reaction time. Some people may also experience anxiety or paranoia. Long-term effects of cannabis include addiction (about 9% of users), difficulty with learning and memory, impaired lung function, risk of psychosis and schizophrenia.

The Case Against Cannabis

In this article, Bob Rivers makes the case against cannabis. He argues that if God smoked cannabis, it would send the wrong message to people. Rivers also argues that cannabis is a gateway drug that can lead to more serious drug use.

The risks of cannabis

Cannabis, also known as marijuana, is a plant that has been used for centuries for its psychoactive effects. THC, the chemical compound in cannabis that produces these effects, is a Schedule I drug in the United States, meaning that it has a high potential for abuse and no accepted medical use.

Cannabis use can result in a number of risks, including:

– Short-term memory loss
– Impaired motor skills
– Anxiety and paranoia
– Psychotic episodes
– Increased heart rate
– Bloodshot eyes
– Dry mouth and throat

The benefits of cannabis

Cannabis has been used for medicinal purposes for thousands of years. It was even mentioned in the Old Testament of the Bible. The plant has a long history of being used to treat a variety of conditions and diseases, including pain, inflammation, seizures, and anxiety.

In recent years, there has been a growing movement to legalize cannabis for medicinal purposes. A number of countries have already decriminalized or legalized the use of cannabis for medicinal purposes, and several states in the US have passed laws allowing its use.

There is a growing body of scientific evidence that supports the medical use of cannabis. Studies have shown that it can be effective in treating a variety of conditions, including chronic pain, cancer, Crohn’s disease, and Alzheimer’s disease. It is also thought to be effective in reducing inflammation and helping to protect the brain from damage caused by stroke and trauma.

Cannabis is not without its side effects, but these are typically mild and rare. The most common side effects include dry mouth, dizziness, and lightheadedness. More serious side effects are possible but rare, and include paranoia and psychosis.

Overall, the evidence suggests that cannabis is a safe and effective treatment for a variety of medical conditions. If you are considering using cannabis for medicinal purposes, it is important to talk to your doctor first to ensure that it is the right treatment for you.


Bob Rivers ends his thought experiment by asking what would happen if God smoked cannabis. He imagines God telling humans that they are screwing up the planet and that they need to take better care of it. Rivers concludes by saying that he doesn’t know whether or not God smokes cannabis, but that it would be “a lot more fun” if He did.

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